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Some of articles I've written:

http://www.boloji.com/humor/059.htm      http://www.boloji.com/humor/060.htm 

http://www.indianest.com/humor/069.htm http://www.indianest.com/humor/077.htm

http://boloji.com/humor/081.htm

My favourite stories:                                                             

                              Fox & the sour grapes

The fox, failing to reach the grapes,  'rejected'  it as sour. His friends, however, said he had failed and so he was calling the grapes sour.           
The  humiliated  fox  was provoked into action ? while his friends slept,  he worked hard for long hours, practising the high jump. One  day, as his friends watched, he jumped and deftly grabbed the  grapes.  The  fox  earned  their respect and titles were conferred upon him.           
The  poor  fox,  however, discovered to his dismay that the grapes  he'd  managed  to attain were in fact sour. How could he reject it now? Would he not be jeered at?           
The  fox  had  reached  the  point of no return; he must feed on, pretending to eat the sour grapes with great relish. 
Miserable and unable to share his secret, the fox eventually fell ill and died.

Question: What if the grapes turn out to be sour?                                                            

 II

An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight between two wolves.
"One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, greed, regret, lies, self-pity, arrogance, guilt, resentment, inferiority, false pride, superiority and ego. 
"The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith. 
"This same fight is going on inside you -- and inside every other
person, too." 
The grandson thought for a minute and then asked his grandfather,
"Which wolf will win?" 
The old Cherokee replied, "The one you feed."

Want to read more ? Check out a few more at my blog site:    https://vivkaul.tripod.com/Blogs/

My favourite quotes:

Romans did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done...but doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself. 

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker

Indecision is the key to Flexibility.

You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.

 Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others

More quotes on my blog site:           https://vivkaul.tripod.com/Blogs/